Test Your Indian-ness


People of every region and country have distinctive characteristics and idiosyncrasies. Such specific traits, habits and behavior pattern make life interesting and help join the people together and feel proud in themselves and their nation. We Indians are an extremely proud and self loving people and vainly flout over Indian-ness with great patriotism.

Take this simple questionnaire truthfully and find out how great an Indian are you:-

Q.1 You are on a two wheeler (of course without a helmet) and come to a no entry zone.

You will?

Ans.1 (A) Take the diversion.

(B) Get down from the two wheeler and walk your two wheeler in the no entry

zone.

(C) Park your vehicle and go on foot.

(D) Pay no heed and drive through.

Q. 2 There is a function(religious or not so religious) at your house. You will?

Ans. 2 (A)  Use the loudspeaker and block the road in front of your house to seat

people.

(B) Use the loudspeaker and organize the seating inside.

(C) Use the nearby park.

(D) Organize it in a hall/hotel/place of worship etc.

Q. 3 You come across a way side accident. You will?

Ans. 3 (A)  Stop and help

(B) Stop and watch.

(C) Stop and join the on going argument.

(D) Will not stop as it does not concern you.

Q. 4 You have a project to finish in two weeks time. You will?

Ans. 4 (A)   Start working on it at the earliest and finish it on time.

(B) Wake up to the project near completion time and make a hash of it.

(C) Ask for extension of time at the eleventh hour.

(D) Do no work and find faults in the plan.

Q. 5 You have a missed call on your mobile. You will?

Ans. 5 (A)   Think about ringing back and then conveniently forget.

(B) Ring back.

(C) Ring back if it’s a known number.

(D) Never look up missed calls.

Q.6 You have to see a movie with your friends, there is a large crowd at the ticket

window. You will?

Ans. 6 (A)    Jostle with the people in the queue and break it to get ahead.

(B) Bully your way to the front of the line and buy the tickets.

(C) Stand in the queue and await your turn.

(D) Request someone ahead to buy tickets for you too.

Q. 7 You are on your way to do an important job and you find a cricket match being

played in the local pack. You will?

Ans. 7 (A) Stop, look and go.

(B) Carry on with your job in hand.

(C) Stop and look.

(D) Stop, enquire and go.

Q.8 You are unwell. You will?

Ans. 8 (A) Go to the chemist and ask him to give you some medicines.

(B) You will take no medicines.

(C) You will go to the doctor and take his advice and follow it.

(D) You will go to the doctor take his advice and then follow what your neighbor / friend / Grandmother / Mother-in-law etc tells you to do.

Q. 9 Your flat is on the 2nd floor, you have swept your house with a broom. You will?

Ans. 9 (A)    Heap up the dust in the staircase.

(B) Spread the dust in the staircase.

(C) Sweep the dust on to the road by way of a balcony.

(D) Pack it in a disposable bag and dispose it in the garbage bin.

Q. 10 No rail reservation is available to you destination on the day you want to travel,

and by the train you desire. You will?

Ans. 10 (A)   You will try to find some alternate mode of travel.

(B) You will still go to the station and hope to grease the TTE into giving you a berth.

(C) You will try to manage a VIP quota somehow.

(D) You will try to get reservation in some other train on the same day or change your travel date.

Now that you have finished kindly mark yourself thus:-

Q.1 A=1, B=3, C=2, D=4.

Q.2 A=4, B=3, C=2, D=1.

Q.3 A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4.

Q.4 A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4.

Q.5 A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4.

Q.6 A=3, B=4, C=1, D=2.

Q.7 A=2, B=1, C=4, D=3

Q.8   A=3, B=2, C=1, D=4.

Q.9   A=4, B=3, C=2, D=1.

Q.10   A=1, B=4, C=3, D=2.

Please add up.

Total 1-10: You should be ashamed to call yourself an Indian. You are requested to either change your nationality or your approach to life.

Total 11-20:  You have taken the first step, still have along way to go. Don’t give up now that you have started.

Total  21-30:  You are No. 2 have to work a little harder. You need to pull a few strings probably.

Total 31-40: Fabulous. Tusee great ho. Aal iss bell with people like you around. India is in safe hands, Jai Ho!

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Comments
4 Responses to “Test Your Indian-ness”
  1. delhizen says:

    refuse to participate is such tests!
    Patty… figure out better ways to prove your ‘ Indian-ess’..

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