Posted by snowleopard on March 8, 2015 · 1 Comment
Politics is stranger than reality. Masks come on, masks come off, masks are exchanged. Friends stab each other and foes shake hands.
Category Dark, Humour, Politics · Tagged with #IndiasDaughter, #VHPNames, 10 babies, 1984, AAP, AIB, AIB Roast, Animal Farm, Ashutosh, Baba Ramdev, Ban, BBC Documentary, Beef, Beef Ban, Beef Steak, BJP, Black comedy, black humour, Blocks, cattle class, Congress, George Orwell, Ghar Wapsi, Hashtag, Hindu, humour, India, India Politics, India's Daughter, Macbeth, Maharashtra Government, Manish Sishodhia, Modi, Nirbhaya, Nirbhaya Documentary, Obama, Orwell, PAC, political satire, Politics, Prashant Bhushan, Rahul Gandhi, Sakshi Maharaj, satire, social-media, Soffron, Spoof, Steak, Sudama, Trend, Twitter, Valentines Day, Vishal Dadlani, Vladimir Putin, Yogendra Yadav
Posted by snowleopard on June 1, 2014 · 6 Comments
It was the best of times, it was the worst of time! – everyone was winning, everyone was losing The 2014 Lok Sabha Election, or for the people of Bombay and Bangalore the most epic reality show in the history of reality shows (I am pretty sure they were trying to send votes via SMS). The … Continue reading →
Category Dark, Humour, News - BITES, Politics · Tagged with 2014 Elections, 2014 Lok Sabha Elections, Azam Khan, BJP, Congress, democracy, Digvijay Singh, Government, gujarat, Hitler, Indian National Conress, Indin Elections, Kejriwal, Lok Sabha Eection, Modi, Mulayam Singh Yadav, ND Tiwari, Priyanka Gandhi, Rahul Gandhi, RSS, UP, UPA, Voting
Posted by snowleopard on August 13, 2013 · 9 Comments
Who am I? I am you. Maybe I am most of you. Maybe I am none of you. For the universe I am a microscopic blimp on the face of time, but that is for the philosophers to philosophize and I am certainly not one. For you I am the mind’s curiosity. I am the … Continue reading →
Category Dark, Stories · Tagged with Andy Riley, Clockwork Orange, India, Indian Porn, Lal Bal Pal, Mallu, Mallu Porn, Manoj Kumar, Naughty America, Porn, SanDisk, Sunny Leone
Posted by snowleopard on October 23, 2012 · 9 Comments
I got hold of a page from the diary of a Khap leader. The name has been kept anonymous for security reasons….my own security to be precise. Kay shor lagaya se? These media are fools. Always making troubles. Yo hai kay in hamaar village, I am not just the Head Khap but also Chief Scientist … Continue reading →
Posted by snowleopard on September 3, 2012 · 8 Comments
Two opposite words you say? No, dear sirs and madams, I was not attempting to add-on to the already bursting list of oxymorons. Some of the newest entries to this list include and I quote “Singing Sensation Bieber” “Writer Chetan Bhagat” among others. Since, I have already made it clear, along with examples, of what I wish … Continue reading →
Category Dark, Fiction, Humour · Tagged with Arts, Chetan Bhagat, Diwali, Doctor, doctors, education, Fuck, Gynaecology, Holi, Home, humor, Recreation
Posted by snowleopard on March 30, 2012 · 11 Comments
Wrote this post for Campughanta. Please click on the link to read it there: Surviving a Party The speakers blared the latest Honey Singh hit, as I downed my 4th shot of Vodka. The DJ had played the song 8 times, since the jam session had started about an hour ago. I was beginning to hate … Continue reading →
Category Dark, Fiction, Humour, Stories · Tagged with Academy Award, Attention, Collecting, Disc jockey, DJ, Engagement party, Food and Drink Related, French kiss, Habanero chili, Liquor and Wine, Loud music, music, Neanderthal, Party, Prometheus, Recreation, Vodka
Posted by snowleopard on February 27, 2012 · 15 Comments
Since my birth I have been degrading the qualities of others, refusing to acknowledge that they had any talent whatsoever, whereas I am the pinnacle of human evolution, the ultimate human being who cannot be beaten in any field. So, in short I am your friendly neighbourhood narcissist. Now you people must be guessing what … Continue reading →
Posted by snowleopard on February 20, 2012 · 8 Comments
The second comic I made at the Comic Con. The same doodles have been used. Again the concept is a bit dark. The theme is based around the Latin phrase “Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?” which roughly translates to “Who will guard the guardians” or “Who will guard the guards”. P.S. Apologies for the bad scanning
Category Comic/Graphic, Dark, Humour · Tagged with Arts, Board of Deputies of British Jews, comic, comic con, Comic Con Delhi, Guardian, Indian comic con, Languages, Latin, List of Latin phrases, Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?, Social Sciences, Treasure, Treasure Hunt
Posted by snowleopard on February 15, 2012 · 13 Comments
Act-2, Scene-1 The Mad Man Returns: The bus moves at a constant pace. The Indian Countryside keeps shifting. The trees move behind with same pace. Relativity. Am I moving. Or that house. Relativity. It is a bitch. Time Frame. Frame of View. A board comes. An advertisement. Dr. Pal. Sex Specialist. Claims to cure everything. … Continue reading →
Category Dark, Humour, Maverick Journals · Tagged with Aaj Tak, Art, Bottle, Bus, Bus stop, Campusghanta, Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Hypoactive sexual desire disorder, India, Labour, Libido, Physics, Relativity, Sexual dysfunction, Sexuality, Stieg Larsson, syllable
Posted by snowleopard on January 31, 2012 · 4 Comments
Technology can be a boon, until we become totally dependent on it; then it is a bane. As more and more people are relying on gadgets, more than their common sense, incidences like these may not be far away. Related Articles: Spot The Similarity!!! Comics/Graphic Novels Sock Gang Chronicles – 1 Sock Gang Chronicles – … Continue reading →
Posted by snowleopard on October 8, 2011 · 7 Comments
A guest post by Mayank Sharma. The man behind the famous blog: What The Fuck Is Going On A government employ by the day and a stand up comic at night, he can be seen performing at various amateur stand up comedy events in and around Delhi. A good friend, a … Continue reading →
Posted by snowleopard on May 8, 2011 · 19 Comments
Silence Please Be Quite Shhh…You Are In a Library Please Keep the Books Back Remember the signs in the Library? They are still there…somewhere. I had this “once in a week opportunity” to visit the British Council Library in New Delhi on a Saturday. I am a regular member and usually do my studies there….far … Continue reading →
Category Dark, Humour · Tagged with British Council, British Library, britishlibrary, DVD, Funny hats at royal wedding, Libraries, London, new delhi, Pippa, Pippa Middleton, Pippa Middleton Arse, Raja, Sarah Palin, United States
Posted by snowleopard on March 30, 2011 · 9 Comments
It has been a while since we were at it. A battle…a battle of wits. Three men, facing each other, like the penultimate scene of “The Good, The Bad and The Ugly”. Not exactly a Mexican stand off (see image), because here one will be winning. The room is filled with the sound of silence. … Continue reading →
Category Dark, Humour · Tagged with Board game, cards, Clock, games, Mexican standoff, Playing card, Recreation, Throw (grappling), Trump, Video Games, Weapon
Posted by snowleopard on January 29, 2011 · 8 Comments
Warning: Written in a Dark tone. Starts a bit light and slowly becomes darker. January 28 – 29, 2011 – Why am single? Was asked this question again by someone. As usual ducked. Changed topic of conversation. But going to quote or rather make own quote. Distorting Groucho Marx’s to suit purpose: “Wouldn’t want to … Continue reading →